[Insert Meaningful Phrase Here]

How much for one rib?

2009-04-15T20:21:00.002-05:00

Howdy Ho!. I know i dont blog as much....but most of the ppl that i talk to on blogger i talk to on twitter so its not that much of a difference..lol. My life since my last post has been great...it seems like the song BRAND NEW...lol. I feel EXACTLY like the song...call me what u want..but work has been good...my supervisor calls me a pre-madoona because he says i rock Ones and Supras to work..i dont see the difference its better than those mop'n'shine poilce kicks. Oh im gettign a taser gun!...im excited for that...i can randomly just shock a nigga for no reason..lol. Well in other breaking news...im in need of a new phone...my dash is ass and the camera doesnt work...my nephew has put at least 4 gallons of drool inside of it...a blackberry is that i needs it..lol

dance dance dance!

2009-04-01T09:48:00.003-05:00

Salutations Ppl. Sorry i havent been updating my blog as much...i am in the process of crossing over to the tumblr world. How have you been?...Enjoying tyhe weather?...Yes?...SO!...It was just snowing here like a couple of days ago...shit is trash. Well my job has been cool...im in the process of being a supervisor...which is cool i guess...i worked like 56 hours last week. (working hard to move out). YESSIR!. Besides that nothing much has been going on..my bday is now 23 days ago... If any of you lint-lickers dont get me anything you will be confronted with the anger of 100 slaps with a frisbee real talk. I was thinking of a Aprils Fool joke to think of but i cant think of anything so far...lol...but trust there will be one forcoming. Im mad at myself for liking twitter...i used to thiink it was wack and it does have it moments some times...but i guess its not bad...i will be damned if i get a wackspace...smh...not good for business. Oh...i bought some more shoes...i know youre like wtf dude.. but here is how they look CLICKETH HERETH.
But i will probaby post later..
MAZEL TOV!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!

2009-03-22T08:04:00.002-05:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER-DEAREST!..I know you wont read this to see it but im just saying it anyways....LOL. I usually have a video up but i couldnt find a good one...was gonna posot an awesome booty meat vid but blah...i kid i kid. I havent done anything worth mentioning cept for last night i fall asleep at like 8:45 and woke up at 12 and went out...lol...thats about it. Work has been ok...my supervisor told me that we're gonna have an uniform inspection which sucks becuase i never rock the entire uniform....I dont tuck in my shirt...i wear Supras to work instead of those shiny ass police shoes...i dont wanna walk around with handcuffs (handcuffs sucks!...im a real rent-a-cop with those) and we're suppose to wear white shirts but i rebel and wear like a blue or orange jumpoff...lol. Oh...BTW...PAYDAY which means new shoes and the pair i will be getting is.............CLICK HERE. So yuh....im out...gotta take momdukes out for breakfast...SAY HAPPY B-DAY...i would appreciate it juicemunchers...im out
MAZEL TOV!....*SPONSORED BY You're Fucking Fault Car Insurance"

Raspberry Fiesta

2009-03-17T09:31:00.004-05:00

Sup....You Good?...its been like over a week since i last updated my blog....blogger has left dark mark on my shoe laces since it statred to become to like wackspace...adding friends and what not..lol. I have been good....car scouting for the summer...i think with ALL the work i have been doing i can finally get the car i want CLICK HERE TO SEE it will only be 250 a month....this recession is AWESOME!..lol. Well its not for some but yeah. I was just blogging cause ppl have been asking me to blog...oh yea...since with is the only messenger i can get on thru my phone...addeth my AIM:Flymalcolmx...that is all...til later
MAZEL TOV!

When Net Thuggin' Goes Wrong

2009-03-04T11:49:00.002-06:00

Lmaooo....DID YOU SEE THE DUDES HOUSE SLIPPERS FLY?..LOL

When Net Thuggin' Goes Wrong

2009-03-04T11:49:00.001-06:00

Lmaooo....DID YOU SEE THE DUDES HOUSE SLIPPERS FLY?..LOL

Meaningless Post?

2009-02-27T14:58:00.002-06:00

Do you post meaningless post?...I know i see alot on some blogs where its like "what do you in your spare time" kind of thinking. Blogs about your favorite condiment like ketchup and ish like who cares if you like mustard or not...i know blogs are for venting but some just do it...OMG KELLEN WINSLOW WAS TRADED TO THE BUCS!?..Random my bag...but yea it amazes me about the complete and utter hand power ppl waste...lol....i mean i know some of yall would like to say "stfu" but for the sake of being nice some dont...lol..but anywho enough about that...just got off work...got me a jizzob...i been saying that all day for some reason...well there is a reason but blah...my off days which are now down to 2 was ok...the highlights in a nutshell was seeing the extrememly depressing Madea Goes To Jail....now i dont know if im the only one that thought it was suppose to be about her....but it ended up being about a rape victim ( sorry if you havent seen it)...i mean the parts she was in the mvoie were HILARIOUS..lol. And i always seem to be the test dummy for my friends new food experiements....she made some chicken and shrimp with noodles with soem cheese sauce but word to my taste buds that shit was nasty...lol. But overall it was....disgusting....lol..but i told her it was good im so nice....but will post a vid later...cant find any..lol..
MAZEL TOV!

Obberstank

2009-02-23T21:36:00.005-06:00

Hi everyone...sorry i like blog once every week....its not on purpose i so semi love you all...just been busy with work and other branches of the stress tree...niceness i know...well i got paid today for some odod reason even though i like my job they docked me 50 cents for being 4 minutes passed my scheduled time which i wasnt even late for...you should have seen the look on my face i only get paid a saw buck an hour ($10 for all you proper ppl)....and was shocked with i saw $9.50...but blah my check was like....nvm...lol. But i hope you all are doing fine.....i am currently watching WWE RAW...i cant believe i used to think this was real...i once shed a tear when the Undertaker kidnapped Stephanie McMahon....that was like 4 or 8 years ago...lol....but i have a question...how soon does it take for you to call someone your bff?......lol...tsk tsk......OH HEATH LEDGER WON!...IF YOU HAVENT SEEN BATMAN YOU SMELL OF BENGAY AND USED PORT-A-POTTIES
MAZEL TOV!

Marvin

2009-02-19T18:22:00.002-06:00

Hola there...since i dont really have much to say cause i have been doing the lazy sleeping thing lately...(who doesnt)....STOP PROMOTING WACK MUSIC is a movement im starting...anything that the general populus deems garbage...like Soulja Boy, Royce Da 5'9 and other crappy rappers who have youtube vids more entertaining than there music MUST BE STOPPED!...anywho....Marvin the Martian rocks...he was the first cartoon character to rock cool shoes..lol....
Mazel Tov!

uGH

2009-02-15T08:52:00.002-06:00

LIESSSSSSSSSSSSS Howdy errbody...How are you? Pleasant?...Your knees hurt?....Cause mine do for some odd reason....i havent been blogging as much such i have been boxing with a flu...but i twit for some reason....idw....the longest that i have been on there is like 5 minutes and that itself seems to long....oh the THE ALL-STAR WEEKEND SO FUCK SUCKS!...I'D RATHER WATCH SISTER ACT THAN WATCH SOME DUDE IM TALLER THAN (Nate is like 5"7) WIN WHEN HE DID NOTHING SPECIAL!.But at least Englewood won (D.Rose is Englewood...dont ask..lol)....i will miss some parts of the game tonight but luckily NBA tv will show it like 40 times before tuesday so im good..lol. I didnt know you can get headaches when you have the flu....hope everyone had a Happy Fat Obese Baby In Diaper with Dangerous Weapon Day...didnt do anything....(flu)...but hope yall did....but im out...oh yea.....this has to be the funniest thing ever...i told this chick her nose looks older than the rest of her face.....her facial expression was remarkable..lmaoo...anywho
MAVEL TOV!

LMFAO...HAPPY FAT BABY IN DIAPERS DAY

2009-02-11T20:15:00.002-06:00

Mood Muzak from jeff on Vimeo.

stop asking me to get twitter...shit is dumb and confusing....thank ya kindly...lol

MAZEL TOV!

Like This

2009-02-10T21:58:00.002-06:00

Salutations Everyone i love you all.....i apologize but i been busy busy in the midst of getting busy....man....i had a massive headache but due to taking like 4 aspirins,3 motrin and 2 tylenol pain reliever night pills...i feel absolutely better. Oh that video above is just happens to be the best band i have heard in a while...i just bought their album on itunes (only 5 songs fur its entirely worth it)...but it was like 4.95 which isnt bad at all. This entry wont be long...still feel a lil woozy
Mazel Tov!

Riddle

2009-02-06T17:17:00.004-06:00

Russell Brand or as i like to call him Captain Jack Sparrow is funny...lol....but on to the topic of the title
If today is Monday and I told you I would meet you for dinner three days after two days before the day before tomorrow, when would i meet you?
It took me 20 minutes to solve this at work *Brain Farts
And the prize for guessing it correctly is....a years supply of air and toilet paper ...YAY
Mazel Tov....

M.I.A

2009-02-02T12:19:00.003-06:00

....LMAOOOOOOO Howdy there my kind folks....whats good with you?...you enjoy the SuperBowl?...you stuff your face with unnecessary fatting food?...oh its ok...i would have if i could have watched it (work)...i hope my disappearance hasnt warned any uncool blogger feelings (if you missed me you so rock....if you didnt....kick a building shoeless)....well its almost been a week since i last posted...my net has been crappy i been missing wiht my modem and i think i only made it worst (never saw pink flashing lights before..lmao) but i been good didnt enjoy any of my days off last week....and it started crappy when i visited wally mart with mom dukes (she says i dont hang with her enough...it like ma....i breathe excellence and stomp on uber coolness)...but i went with her there....which seemed to be like a walking facebook cause i saw AT LEAST 6 ppl i either attended grammar school or high school with....but the most interesting person was my ex who now....darn i forbid is a lesbian....now i dont have a problem with lesbos...i think its pretty narly....but i know what you might be saying (you turned her into a lesbo)...i was thinking the same and me being the rude person that i am...i asked her...which made her say "Still the same huh..(followed by a ha)".....and she went on to tell me that no it wasnt my fault...it was her recent bf and then after she told me it was me i was thinking about buying some ice cream in my head whle she was telling me the rest of the story....i know you have done that before!...lol...but yuh...she looks the same just has like...idk...i call them mopbraids but other say kinky twists and theres nothing kinky bout them....lol...but yea that was the most that happened....yes boring i know
Mazel Tov!

YOU STOLE!

2009-01-27T10:20:00.002-06:00

Hello...hi how are you....yes im talking to you....yes you....now SMILE OR FISTBUMP yourself in the most nonsexual way you can possibly imagine...well this is day 1 of my day off and you might be asking yourself....why do i have a video scene from the movie Barbershop?...Great question well because while at work Sunday i was told by one of my supervisors that someone had stolen an atm machine from out of one of the lobbies...i was confused because of one...how in the hell can you steal a atm machine and secondly...how come NO ONE saw them stealing it from the lobby....not to be racists or anything...but i thought white ppl (they mostly park at the garages)...well basically snitched....lol. But i mean i know im wrong for doing this but i laughed as soon as i heard it and this scene popped into my head like wtf...Oh yea you always may be asking yourself "What happened to your last post"...funny thing is right is that i liked deleted it cause i didnt like it after i let it marinate...but it was basically about you clocking your net hours...lol...like ya dig...but i have nothing else to say....
MAZEL TOV.
Rae J you tall bastard dont still my "Mazel"...lol

This Guy

2009-01-25T22:40:00.002-06:00

I really don't have anything to talk about...cept that Kanye is the reason for AWESOME...but i been missing stuff lately...not as far as like getting old...but as far as like childhood having no responsiblities (well i didnt) and not having to worry about bills, what kicks you have, what this chick is saying or that chick is saying (confusing!)...but yall catch my drift..lol. I mostly miss playing Sega and Super Nintendo games i mean i can buy it now but you know...its not the same...its like finding out Michael Jordan played with midgets...its just not the same..... That video represents my childhood....and what a get childhood it was....
Mazel Tov!

Future Of A Wet Carrot?...No?..Lol

2009-01-24T15:25:00.003-06:00

Howdy to you all?...How are you?...Fine?...Sounds great....How bout those Lakers?...they rock...yes yes i know..Kobe is playing with like 5 and a half fingers..lol. Anywho i havent been doing much...got me a phone...got my sneakers (don't think i will be buying some for a while...its a recession ya know)...so with this phone...you sort of see the true aspect of a person (i know thru a text right) but its sort of true...first was with my friend Pat, i mean i know its mean but the only reason why im her friend like as far as being tight is because she is gorgeous......superficial so what...lol....but its not her thats only been blowing my mind but others to...to like the point where i ask myself " What am i gonna get out of this"...not as far as sex but like communication wise period of it seems that all of the chicks i talk to have low self-esteem but hide it by being overly confident to a point where i know they look pretty or w?e but their attitude make them look like Tyrone Hill...dude is HIDEOUS...but thats how the attitudes are...well to me at least...then i guess they call me a hater cause i don't kiss their ass...but i guess ( I know my shit stinks on a personal note)..lmaoo...but yea ppl...im just confused on the whole thing like trying to make sure they dont taken advantage of by dudes....i mean i talk bluntly...cause thats how i am sometimes....but then they think youre STILL a hater...and then it turns out most of the time (bout 89%) of the time i'm right.. RANDOM but im on facebook....and someone just answered a question with the question being "Do you think Glenn has ever bought a dance from a strip club"....wtf man...then my buddy Jade told me she answered one that asked."Do you think Glenn has ever had sex with a teacher?"...lmaooo...like wth...I only been to a strip club once (it rocked) and i only thought one of my teachers were hot and she was my 7th grade teacher...(HI Ms.Morris....i saw you like 4 years ago and sooo forgot your email)...i doubt she will see that but blah...lol...but yea...im trying to help chicks from being TOUCHDOWNS....and im not talkign about the 6 point variety...
Mazel Tov..lmaooo

Go....Go....Go

2009-01-21T11:42:00.003-06:00

Go!...Go!...Go!...Go!..Go Shawtyyy!
That kid is soo stylin yall. Greetings everyone...this is now day 2 of my day off..but these days seem to go by faster than the actual days i work (Blah). Oh i have a job interview for another job tomorrow...this one pays more....AND might give me a more consistent schedule...which would soo rock...i hate having to wake up at 6 for 2 days...then at 12 for the next 2...and the 5th day...idk..unknown time. But i hope i get it...my karma has been great for some unknown reason but its been going strong for the past 4 months or so...i hope it continues...i guess cause i been eating bacon or something...GO pork!...(Listens to Drop by Rich Boy)...he is dope to me...i dont like most mainstream rappers but he is nice to me..lol. How are you doing?...Im sure ALL of you have seen the Inaugration...it was funny to me how they ONLY said his middle name once...i mean Hussein isnt that bad....at least it isnt DAVONTE or some shit (if you know someone with that name.......sorry its uber ghetto)....lol. But besides that i havent done much...chillin and what not...yesterday had the weirdest fucking ending to a convo ever...who gets mad at the person ON the phone that someone who is calling them on the other line doesnt pick up...if that aint the DUMBEST shit i ever heard...i swear to ALIFE sneakers that im gonna see if they have a book on phone convos for dummies or some shit...shit is still blowing me as i type.. oh yea...RAE J....HELP ME WITH THE PHONE NIGGA...OR I WILL GIVE YOU A WEDGIE OR SOMETHING!...She says she has the same phone as me..lol...im not a bully or anything....anywho
MAZEL TOV!

Happy Toastttttttttt Toooooooooo Youuuuuuuuuu

2009-01-19T22:03:00.005-06:00

I just bought that from eBay for 89.99 free shipping...i am in need for a phone since i usually just get boost...lol...im happy for me...BE HAPPY FOR ME! Just joking....i see ppl were into the whole " You don't have a life so you use the internet modem as an iv" post which rocks because it was a subject that hadddd to be talked about...but like i said do a verb...read a book, throw a rock at something DO SOMETHING! But anywho back to the entry...i hope you all had a F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S weekend...i didnt had to work...blah. My job sucks soo much that i have to make chit chat wiht this lady that works there i mean she is cool but she is mirrorlogically challenged...i mean i know its not nice to talk about ppl but her moustache was thicker than mine...i was about to ask her where she got lined up at cause i might need to holler...lol. But she was cool...cept for the fact i had to explain Obama's stimulus plan like 50 times to her "No.....you get 500 on your tax return if your single...you don't get 500 added to your taxes when you buy things"...hardest convo ever. But i see alot of ppl are pumped about Obama's inauguration I mean...im not bout to bust an eye vessel over it...but i will watch it...im off so i might catch up on some xbox live...(If you have it holler)....using holler to much..lol. Oh yea im not mean if that was your impression about the whole you know "you suck at life" thing such some do....but not any of you...just ppl period..lol....and if youre still offended...kick a building
Mazel Tov!

Oh i forgot....DWYANE WADE HAS AN STD!....HIS WIFE SAID SO...THAT NASTY SUMMMABITCH...HE IS STILL A MONSTER THOUGH

Youre Addicted...(Joking Geesh)

2009-01-18T12:13:00.004-06:00

Are you addicted to the Internet?...Do you wake up dreaming of a new status line for facebook or a new layout for myspace?...do you smile in your dreams about comments placed on your pics?...If you do then you have no life at all. I mean the net can be addictive to those who dont have things to keep them busy like school,work, or just being out handling business..but if you dont have any of those...then you do suck at life. I mean as far as for social networking...not online shopping or looking for researching im talking about thins like twitter,myspace,facebook,blackplanet (if ppl still get on there) and any of the other uber boredom sites...i mean i have a facebook...but im only guilty of one of the 4...but i know ppl that have that AND like 5 other social sites like match.com ( she is a loser...how can you live in Chicago...and not find one dude of your taste...i mean like wth dude)...The reason im discussing this is because i read an article in the Chicago Tribune and it talked about how there is a growing number of older ppl (over 40...ewwwww) joining the site. It also went along as to make several points like....there is a reason you havent talked to certain ppl since high school and junior high...so why now?...which i related to which mad me feel like a loser for like 3 seconds...then i realized....that its like winter...so i can really do anything but go to work,hang out sometimes, or get online. I dont count blogging even though some ppl do it wayyy to much but its like an online diary so i can relate...but other things like myspace and crap..idk...i mean i have never really gotten into myspace because EVERYONE has it and the fact that ppl sound surprised when i say i dont is alarming. I mean if you dont have anything to do....then do you...just giving my humble opinion...and if youre offended,,,then you take this as offensive then go fuck a goat and do a verb. Also phone chat sites too...i mean another reason why im typing about this is cause my friend Mike ( only one person on here knows who that is...lol) invited me to ones of his friends parties....now me knowing he really has no friends...was skeptical...THEN when he told me it was full of ppl he met on this phone chat...i did the Eddie Murphy laugh directly in his face ( when he was in the Nutty Professor and was roasting Dave Chappelle)..lmaoo...so i hope he had fun partying with MzDeliiciious09_4_U
Mazel Tov!

Sleeeeeeppppppyyyyy

2009-01-16T04:27:00.004-06:00

Alicia Keys has to be the finest specimen on the planet. Random i know...Salutations ppl...i love you all....I have no idea why i am posting so early. I think i fell asleep tooo early....because i work at 7 this morning so i was thinking if i went to bed early i would benefit from it at work...i was soo wrong...i have been up for like 2 hours...watching Viva La Bam and messing with this iMunchies and iBeer apps on my ipod touch (if you have one...buy it its worth it). Well i havent been doing much lately...the weather has barred me from any enjoyment whatsoever...right now its -5 outside, the windows in my crib are frozen and i can barely feel my fingertips as i type....lol. I hope all is well with everyone...the Bulls beat the Cavs tonight which is a surprise being that the Bulls cept (cept for my dude D.Rose).Thenibomb...remember when we were watching the Championship game wiht Memphis and Kansas...good times....ENGLEWOOD!. If youre not from here you probably wont know what it means but thats the neighborhood and where Rose is from dude lived like 5 blocks away and in Chicago thats not that much..lol. Anywho i was recently talked out buying some sneakers i was gonna purchase over the net (i have become addicted to online shopping)...and what makes it soo significant is that i am very stubborn and rarely let anyone change my mind but SHE did....which made me think like "WTH....im so falling again"..lol. But anywho....i look forward to reading everyone's blog...especially Rae's retarded blog...who gets motivated from watching Waiting to Exhale...
Mazel Tov...

Happy Happy Happy Happy Joy

2009-01-14T06:08:00.003-06:00

Happy B-Day cuzo....i usually dont blog about other ppl yet alone my family (too cynical) bnut i had to give props to my lil cuz even though we like a year or two apart...oh Rufio looking bastard...and if you dont know who that is its the red skunk like haired kid in Hook...lol...but congrats famo...gotta hang with you...eventually...when our schedules match. Anywho...on to me...Hello ppl...I am happy i am off today...im off until Friday which rocks...but today i found out my co-workers dont like me as much because with the Recession and all as i wrote in my previous post....they had to make cutbacks but i didnt really have one just my schedule was changed from night to morning...but one of my friends that works there said pl were mad that i got 5 days and ppl that been there 2 days got 2 or 3...and these are my exact words "Tough Titty"...i said it loud to...i know ppl heard me and he was rolling as i said...could care less...about what ppl think of me...ppl say thats a bad trait but so far i deem myself successful shitttt...lol. But i hope yall had a good day cause i did....
Maze......nah...in spirit of my cuzo
Rufi-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh yea i gotta talk to him about that chick he in the pic with...she looks like Lance Briggs mixed with Damon Wayans in the face....
Mazel Tov!

Check The Domain

2009-01-13T13:44:00.005-06:00

That video is FUCKING RETARDED....i have watched it like 8 times....within the last 15 minutes man...good shit. Idk whats going on with all the porn and sex related topics...in the words of my friend Ra-Ra (Go Fuck Something)...lol...like seriously...i dont wanna read about ppl interest in porn cause theres are wayyyy more extreme then mine...read on like 10 blogs bout ppl liking (bondage,rape like,shemale and animal sex)...eww sick bastards. Anywho...i just ordered me some more shoes...i think im getting addicted to online shopping cause i mean Chicago is big but for my taste like Supras and like Dunks which no one has...i would have to go to a shoe boutique and be overcharged by like 300 bucks...not ballin like that...plus i cant wait for Pastelle store to come out here (Kanye's clothing line)...but i think these will be the last pairs of shoes i will buy until the Air Yeezy's come out. Oh man...i was so shocked to find out that most of my co-workers...only got like 2 or 3 days but they gave me 5 and i only been there for 2 months...man...its gonna be crazy tonight cause its my last night of overnight...which is good because the morning is safer...especially since my supervisor got robbed trying to help a patron pay for their ticket last week.....but i still didnt play it like it was the most horrible thing i mean Chicago is baddd as far as crime with it being the Murder Capital and what not...and the Recession...so alot more robberies everywhere will happen so i hope yall be safe cause i know i will try...anywho
Mazel Tov!

RECESSION IS ASS!

2009-01-12T14:20:00.002-06:00

This Recession totally sucks ass,ball, and whatever other body part you wanna throw in there!
I am uber pissed cause when i went to my job...they shouted my name which can only mean two things 1)They were just talking about me and 2) I had gotten written up...so one of my bosses calls me to the back...i guess to lighten the mood he made a comment about that i was wearing...saying "Damn dude...youre looking slick"....Me being an 80s baby had the freaking idea about what he was talking about...guess it was my peacoat...but blah...lol...as i continue i stepped into his office...he tells me to sit down so i sit down thinking i was about to get fired...but then he says "You know how contactor LAZ is taking away their overnight shift..(it ends Wednesday Morning)...so im thinking its gonna be hard to find another job...well not really but i still thought it..lol..so he asks me if im willing to change to the morning shift...so i said "Sure".with a smile right and when he saw that he darted this contract at me wiht it basically saying I recognize the change in my schedule and i will not openly complain to co-workers and my employer...so i sign and then we hands me my new schedule which fucking sucks...not only am i working the weekends mornings....he has me working afternoons too!...i now have wednesdays off and thursday...but im working the morning shift atarting at 7...goddammit...but i looked at my check i was happy...i worked all those holidays and overtime...man i was about to cry when i saw it....lol anywho
MAZEL TOV!

Chi-City

2009-01-11T14:38:00.007-06:00

I'm currently watching the Eagles beat the Giants...and with McNabb throwing that touchdown pass to idk Scholek....i think...lol...let me to believe how great Chicago is for atheltes...whether they were born here or played here at one point in time. Well since the President Elect says its his "Hometown"...even though my man is from Hawaii...(still dont get it)...Chicago is finally getting its shine on...and hopefully with the Olympics....(2016)...Chicago will be the best city in the U.S...i usually wouldnt care about Chicago posrts...i just like the athletes that ceom from here....Derrick Rose, Dwyane Wade,Donovan McNabb,Dick Butkus,Simeon Rice,Sherron Collins, Tony Park well not really...dude from France but he claimed it...lol,Isiash Thomas, and more and more.
IJordan said Chicago is his heart but blah....and KG shouted out Chicago on his interview after they won the Finals....against Kobe(ugh)...lol. Chicago be we on son!..lol
Mazel Tov!
Oh and if you wanna know more about Chicago artists...go to Fake Shore Drive on my bloglist...great blog

New Apple Laptop

2009-01-10T14:41:00.001-06:00

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

This Keyboard Laptop shits on ALL laptops....
Via Kanye's blog....OMG I WANT THIS!

Kobe Bryant,DJ AM and Mike Epps

2009-01-09T23:16:00.004-06:00

LMAOO I WANT THOSE AIR YEEZY'S...THEY COME OUT IN MARCH....SO I CAN WAIT...
BEST NIKE COMMERCIAL SINCE THE LEBRONS..LOL

Festivius!

2009-01-09T11:55:00.002-06:00

Youre such a pedo...lol
Anywho...whats good ppl....my morning sucked...i couldnt sleep last night...for some reason i got addicted to youtube last night...(that Steve Harvey/Katt Williams confrontation was HILARIOUS)...but anywho...my buddy called me at like 10 to go out to breakfast...now usually im up at this time...but not today...i mean im rarely cranky but i could feel it in the midst of coming......but she asked me to go to iHop or Chicken and Waffle with her cause i handt chilled with her cause i been working...so i said...in these exact words...but image me begin cautious..."Sureee"...so then we said she told me she was 5 minutes away from my crib....which was shocking cause im guessing she KNEW i was gonna say yes....so me being me...i already had my outfit picked out...lol....(Venom logo shirt,,,levi's...and my Black Vader Supras)...with the matching Black White Sox fitted with the Flaps...nice...so after i showered and yada yada...i discovered that my haircut was in dire need of a cut...i usually get it cut every week but i didnt want my facial hair to get irriatated...too much info right there...so she blows her horn...as i am putting on my shoes and i grab my peacoat and im off...so upon entering her raw ass VW Truck (changes cars like a bum changes beers)...she says "WTH Glenn i can see your hair"...thats because i cut my hair low as i can get it...that waves phase was like soooo '04,,,,but my hair is wavy and curly and i dont like it so i always cut it short...but as i digress....the whole fucking convo at breakfast was about how everyone could see my hair and how cute it was yada yada....i was close to saying STFU...but we went to some crowded ass Chicken and Waffle place...i had ordered me a burger...i always do...EVERYWHERE i eat at...its a habit....shit was nasty though....worst 7 bucks ever spent....ughhers....but the best thing is...i get paid Monday...ppl say i need a phone...but i have other pressing matters....but will post a vid later or whatever time i get to the crib
MAZEL TOV...OR HAS TAYLOR PUTS IT MOZEL..LOL

Karate Snow Machine Chop Set

2009-01-08T17:35:00.004-06:00

Since i dont really have anything to type about....im gonna post pics of stuff i will be getting or hope to get...in 2009 son!...Or looking forward to watching...or i will be comsuming...lol. What are some of the things you plan on getting this year?..
Mazel Tov
Oh yea....GO GATORS!

Jungle Fever

2009-01-06T05:42:00.002-06:00

I love me some Khloe Kardashian-ing...or w/e...but she is dating Rashad McCants...and for most of you who arent NBA fans...he is a ROLE PLAYER for one of the worst teams in the NBA. That being the Minnesota Timberwolves...who are as we speak are 8-25....i mean geez Khole...at least go for the best player on the team...Al Jefferson....she went for RASHAD MCCANTS....I mena he was really good in college but so was Sam Bowie,Mateen Cleaves and Glen "Big Baby" Davis. Plus i see they like the dark meat which isnt a bad thing but i guess they are going all out on pro athletes...plus Kim with the vastly overrated Reggie Bush (i told ppl he was gonna suck)...now this...pshh...if the other sister gets a baseball player they will have 3 of the most popular sports genres in the fam...still she could have dated Sebastian Telfair....at least!...and who wants to go to Minnesota on purpose...thats like...a boring state state i been there and it is...big ass trees is the highlight...Khole had so much booty potential
anywho
MAZEL TOV!

Hello Moto

2009-01-05T14:54:00.002-06:00

Since ppl want to put NERD on there pages now i see i gotta change up mine...(Im your inspiration)..probably put something no one else up.....idk what yet...d/ling music now...i just d/led the rest of Back to Black from Amy Winehouse to my ipod...great album...even though she is a vrack fiend..but as i say the most talented crack fiend ever!...lol....Jay-Z Lost Ones...hot...Sia-Soon Wont Be Long...and DANGERDOOM-ATHF.....so far on my ipod i have *looks*..lol 97 songs...7 videos...and 11 photos with 12.0 GB left....and like 9 games...lol. But i still feel like i need more songs...my bud has 2 ipod tocuhes cause she lovesss music...now thats what im talking about love music so much you didnt get delete your old songs...you just bought another one!....YEAAAAAAA....had to adlib..lol. But work was ok yesterday...for some reason i got colder when it was suppose to be 30!...it was like 12 degrees...and me being an idiot only wore a coat...i usually have one 2 hoodies under it a RocaWear one and a BAPE one...but blah...i thik my supervisor might snithc on me cause were suppose to wear black shoes like all black murdered out black but i have a pair of Creative Recreations that was black but with the white sole...i mean i cant look too lame in my rent-a-cop outfit..lol....TOP FLIGHT! Oh i just dled the Clipse new mixtape...Road Til The Casket drops it has to be their best mixtape to dat...but i didnt know both were in their early to mid 30s...old bastids...but
Mazel Tov!

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Bomb Worthy

2009-01-04T00:17:00.003-06:00

Are you "Bomb Worthy"...does someone hate you so much that they would bomb you?...I mean i know its a bad thing to think about...lol...but if youre like an asshole i suspect that you will be receiving a bomb via UPS or your local mail carrier delivering nears you. Or would you bomb someone...i mean i would like gas bomb someone...or pepper spray bomb someoen but as far as Iraq bomb i dont think so.....anywho
Mazel tov!
Oh...alot of ppl have asked why i used Mazel Tov...cause Jewish ppl rock even though im Catholic...anywho...MAZEL TOV!

New Year....Eh

2009-01-03T03:30:00.002-06:00

New year...nothing has changed for me...idk how ppl think they have transformed just because the year has gone up a number...lazy bastards...lol. I hope everyone had a great holiday...if you had great fun im jealous cause i didnt do squat...like literally squat...work work and slept when i was suppose to go to a party. But with the new year comes the same old same old....still saving up to get my whip "Charger....had one before but i crashed it....Hemi makes me seem cooler if thats possible"..But im gonna do the thing i hate the most and make a few New Year changes...for one...im gonna listen to more different genres of music...secondly...im gonna try to at least go to church once every 6 months thirdly....im gonna stop drinking pop....havent drunk pops in 2 weeks nicee....fourthmost is that im gonna stop delaying my tattoo process...i keep forgetting everytime i get paid....and 5th stop ignoring my friends as much...i have a tendency to want to be alone...like the saying goes...i can be by myself and enjoy the company....but im gonna raise my anti-social rate from 30% to 40%...help ppl help.
But the last couple of days to me have been nice...it seems like everyone is blaming me for fucking up their comps...like dude...i told them if you continue to d/l asian porn thru limewire...youre gonna get a virus! Oh i have a new comp too...its a dell....20 inch flat screen...not that bad though..late present to myself i guess...lol. I would have typed in my blog earlier but since everyone else updates their like every other 6 hours...i have been entertained...[Hancock] Good....Job[Hancock]
But i will type more later....MAZEL TOV!
Oh BTW...I never knew Levi's made 3 button pants for men....i tok them summabitches back so quick...but later

Wezzy Slip-N-Slide

2008-12-31T14:39:00.001-06:00

Lmaooo...this made my afternoon....i guess he never heard of slippery while wet..lmao

NEW BATMAN MOVIE!

2008-12-30T17:50:00.002-06:00

It is rumored that Phillip Seymore Hoffman will play the Penguin in the new Batman 3 movie

Not only is Johnny Depp my favorite actor...but it is also rumored that he will play the Riddler in the upcoming Batman 3 Movie

They say the postproduction crap will be done in 2009....most likely will come out in 2010...of course as for all of the good Batman movies it will be done in Chicago(niceee)...I hope they are set to play the roles...i heard Johnny Depp is finishing Pirates of the Caribbean 4...
Mazel Tov!

My Love Goes Bang Bang Bang

2008-12-28T12:29:00.002-06:00

Whats up....how are you?...doing good?..thats great...doin bad?...that sucks...lol. Well happy belated Holiday greetings out to you...i dont know if they count New Years as a holiday but if you do w/e your religion preference then that too. My weekend has been full of sleep...yesterday i didnt do much...went to my bud's house and watched tv....ESPN is in LeBron mania....how dare they say he is better than Kobe...pshh....but he might win MVP...i am starting to believe...but besides that nothing...alot of ppl were there...and since im like 23.7% anti-social....i just watched tv. I am currently watching the Bears game...i want them to win cause that means more money for me...but i want them to lose cause i hate the Bears and if they do win...they will have one home playoff game...and weather in Chicago in January is bananas.....i predict at least below 10 degrees....it will most likely be on a Saturday which is my off day too....eh. Well today im gonna rest up...until like 8...then i have to go to work...im gonna start looking for another job...ned more money....i say i will have myself a car and a crib by March if i get this job i am targeting...GO USC!....Random i know...i heard my big sister's b-day party sucked...she didnt get to her own party until like 2....while her friends were in their having a good time...and then i heard they tried to card her and make her pay for something she already did inadvance....(so glad i didnt go)....i know if they didnt let me in it was gonna be trouble trouble. Damn man...the Bears are winning 10-0...right now....dammit. Well i will type something happy later cause some of you ppl's blogs are depressing...lol.....i get sad just reading the damn title...no offense :D
Mazel Tov!

Tis Jolly...Blah

2008-12-25T18:12:00.003-06:00

Merry Christmas to all!
You see those lovely boots...i want those...so if you want to get those for me they are Abington Hiker Boots...the limited edition hiking boot from Timberland's Abington Collection....they cost $195...you have until Monday to get them for me (before i buy them myself)....but i doubt any of you will...lol...so i guess im just showing them off....dont they look awesome...
WHAT YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS!?
I didnt get shit but an american eagle wallet like 50 cards,,,,,and a kobe shirt....oh...but i got a Discover card with the beginning speanding limit of $1000...yay

Santa Clubbin

2008-12-24T15:35:00.002-06:00

Greetings ppl.....HAPPY FAT MAN IN RED CRIP SUIT THAT COMMITS A FELONY FOR THE PAST 200 OR SO YEARS AND NEVER GOES TO JAIL AND NEVER GOT ME ANYTHING I WANTED DAY! Sorry....i havent been able to post as much....i have been working maddd hours this week....(50 hours)...i might buy a car with this check man.....but i been good....freezing but yesterday it was like 20 here....which to us is like midsummer type of weather...i didnt really buy anyone nothing....cept cards...i still go by the rules if you dont buy me anything you get a card...its a recession man...cant claim being cheap this year...lol. Im sick of hearing thatfucking Curtis Blow Christmas song....like seriously.....roid bastard. But i work tonight (9pm-5am)....which is time and a half...i bet this will be the last time they give me overtime..lol....But i hope you all have a Happy Holiday...i will ransack your house looking for eggnog and ham sandwichs....DO WORK!...Oh man....i went to my buddy's house like before i went to work yesterday...she lives right down the street from where Obama lives...and i had to get carded,fingerprinted and patted down just to get to her damn door.....i cant wait for that dude to leave...lol...Jan.20th is the day of the Exodus....Chicago...or at least where i hang out at will be safe for the Glennboy to go to..(Glenn is my name BTW..LOL)
but i will post a video or another entry later
Mazel Tov!
BTW....I found out that some of you blogger ppl are "different"....:D

via ipod

2008-12-21T13:13:00.002-06:00

Hola my friends I am currently at work doin a double...yea it sucks but my check won't I also will be working tomorrow for the bears I just wanna see adrian Patterson man best rb in the nfl man.man typing this is taking too long mazel tov.leave your yahoo ppl

Black Jesus

2008-12-19T20:43:00.000-06:00

Random

2008-12-18T23:04:00.001-06:00

Good shit....i meant to post this weeks ago but i forgot...lol

Most have probably seen it...but if you havent.....lmaoooo

Let It Not Snow....FCK A B2M

2008-12-18T05:55:00.002-06:00

Howdy...its mad early 5:56AM.....just got back from work...it totally sucked today....a freakign water pipe busted on my side of the gargage...it was like the ghetto sprinkler....cept 5000 times worse and more water....had to write a report on that shit....it was maddddddddddd gallons flooding on that level....man...blah. Shit sucked...but today is my day off....i work Friday from 10AM-6PM...guarding this ESPN truck (gonna steal mad shit...lol)....i bet that will end up sucking too :(...oh yea i got the thing i wanted the most this Christmas....my mom is gonna get my hand tattoo for me...might get more...and my pops is gonna get me a....a.....i have no idea....but my hand tat is gonna be in script and on every other finger on my left hand (Love,Live,Life)...BIG L'S nuggahhhh..lol. My buddy punk ass always showed me what she got me...knowing im a huge Kobe fan...she got me this Kobe shirt...but i think its kinda...you know cause its a "I <3 Kobe" shirt.....and it was available in mens...tsk tsk...might rock...know i gotta rock it infront of her...wack ass. Im still mad that i have to work this New Year i hate you all that are gonna fun and get drunk...but i know most ppl that dont even have a job...so im not complaining. Oh yea...im getting another tat after the 2nd week of Janurary...mine will PWN yours...hopefully...i know it will pwn some...
Weird fact of the day...i was on the train going to work...and was conversing with a young lady...so while i was getting off...this bitch smehow magically put her number on a sheet of paper and threw it at me...i didnt know wtf it was until now...damn rocawear hoodies....
What you getting for Christmas
:)
Mazel Tov!

Movie Trailers

2008-12-17T16:46:00.002-06:00

I am HUGE Ernesto "Che" Guevara fan...i have like 3 shirts with his face on it..i loved what he stood up for which would include independence and becoming a revolutionary man.....its like a 2 and a half hour movie though...lol

I WANNA SEE THIS?...WHO DOWNS SON!

Thrust!

2008-12-15T14:38:00.002-06:00

Yo its like 2:38 Pm Central Time...I'm bored...i need to pick up my check but i dont wanna get frozen instantly (right now its 12 degrees)...and since i crashed my car like 6 months ago...i would either have to rely on my mom who is at work or take public transit...i hate taking the bus during school hours...everytime i ride the bus during that time i always get asked where did i get my shoes from?...arent you so and so blah blah blah...so im just gonna wait til i get a ride...i dont wanna be a niggasicle...lol. But my weekend was crabby didnt do much of anything but stayed in the crib...my ppl came over to watch movies and crap..(i was stilll recovering from the Bears game)...and played GTA 4 and NBA 2K9...I will PWN you in that..lol. Talked to some friends on the phone and was angry everytime someone told me what they were doing for New Years...i have to work =/.....I HATE YOU ALL WHO HAVE THINGS ON TO DO...I HOPE YOU HAVE SONS...HANDSOME,SMART,ARTICULATE SONS...WHO ARE TALENTED AND GET THEIR LEGS TAKEN FROM THEM...I HOPE YOU FEEL THAT PAIN..just joking..but i will post some more of my great day later
Mazel Tov!
Oh what are you doing for New Years...i wanna attend and embarass you like an uncle at a family reunion :D

Top 10

2008-12-13T17:53:00.002-06:00

Beyonce gifs...not a perv...its the only ones they had..lmaoo

I came across this...and had to post it...i agree with some of the facts though..lmaoo..Your response is awesomely accepted

Here is a top 10 list of red flags you might be dealing with a tainted chic…

-When you ask your people about her and you get this gas face.
-Doesn’t get along with girls and most friends are male and her mother.
-You get some yams on the 1st night, and says “it’s just something about you. it usually takes months.”
-She has kids, but the father has custody.
-Does coke or any esoteric drugs.
-A chick who confesses that her ex-man beat her.
-Nitpicks your conversations trying to catch you in a lie that you never told.
-Says she loves you after the first time you have sex.
-If she has valtrex or famvir in her medicine cabinet or owns a tube of vagisil.

Name...That.....Movie...

2008-12-12T16:33:00.006-06:00

Lets Play a game of "Guess That Movie"...and if you get the most right...you know youre a couch potatoe and totally cool

Tagged

2008-12-12T01:59:00.003-06:00

once you’ve been tagged, you have to write a blog with sixteen random things, facts, habits or goals about you. at the end choose ten people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. don’t forget to leave them a comment (“you’re it”) and to read your blog. you can’t tag the person who tagged you. since you can’t tag me, let me know when you’ve posted your blog, so i can see your weirdness.

TAGGED BY: Athena

1-FACT: Pet Peeve is ppl who judge me on chewking straws and plastic.

2-GOAL: I want to become a Zillionaire(hey it can happen).

3-GOAL: To give my mom a house on the beach.

4-FACT: I have would grope Hayden Panettiere.

5-FACT: I love japanese manga and Star Wars.

6-HABIT: Procrastinating.

7-RANDOM: I am awesome.

8-RANDOM: Damn, i am more awesome than 2 seconds ago.

9-FACT: I'm addicted to sneakers.

10-Fact: Uses too many fake passwords on bangbros.

11-HABIT: I text to much.

12-HABIT: I watch Batman Dark Knight too much.

13-Random: People say im awesome...but then cute...like im a puppy or somethin..pshh.

14-FACT: I'm black,dominican and mexican.

15-RANDOM: Athena smells like hot ass breath. :]

16-FACT: I've been to Cali.

Bearssss..Blah

2008-12-12T00:10:00.003-06:00

Whats gooddddddddddd.
Im just getting back from work...it was super awesome...usually im not in "awe" of anything but today it was an exception. I work for a company that exclusively does Bears games so for some extra hours i decided to do tonight's against the Saints. I was on the field like 2 feet away from the out of bounds chalk which rocked...i was mostly on the New Orleans sideline which was cool cause i dont really like the bears players...i was talking to Drew Brees during warm-ups...Jeremy Shockey gave me daps...and Reggie Bush gave me a head nod and a whats up. This was the first football game as far as NFL games that i have been too...i saw the NFL Network pregame show and Reggie IAmSoftButMyWomanIsAGoddess Bush gave me his gloves...im not really a big R.B so i will give them to my bro-in-law for x-mas...he might frame them...but it was freezing...i had fun though i was flirting with the hot white chicks that work for the NFL Network to get me free hot cocoa and burgers....Niceee...i wanted Jeremy Shockey's autograph but blah...If you dont comment im gonna take your mom on a nice seafood dinner and never call her again
Mazel Tov

(Think Of Something)

2008-12-10T06:39:00.004-06:00

My day sucked rotten fucking eggs man. First off...it was snowing...i usually like the snow but it always fucks with w/e electronic device i have anywho...i got to work thinking everything would be ok...but as i was doing my top flight thang...i happen to get on an elevator...which isnt different from my usual routine....but the cot damn elevator got stuck!...I was stuck there for like 45 minutes...it wasnt bad...i had enough air or w/e but the simple fact that i got stuck...i was thinking of ways of getting out...a few of my ideas were to use my shoelaces as a rope...second was too be on my Jackie Chan ish and try to pry the doors open...i actually tried that...didnt work...then i thought about pressing mad buttons at the same time...which i did but didnt work...lol. But after that brainstorm session i just called the operator and was let out 45 minutes later...shit was bananas...i mean im no claustrophobic...but damn...the worst 45 minutes ever. Im sure your day was as crappy as mine...or i hope not..
Mazel Tov!....
BTW..I dont really rock Jordans...but im getting those...they come out the 13th

Top Flight

2008-12-09T06:50:00.003-06:00

Top Flight!....
I agree with everythang Day Day says

BTW...GO COP THAT BATMAN:THE DARK KNIGHT TODAY...I AM!...LIKE SERIOUSLY IF YOU DONT...IM GONNA THROW YOU A RADIO WHILE YOURE IN THE TUB..

Worketh Sucketh

2008-12-09T00:43:00.003-06:00

Yo whats up my ppl....i am currently at work...bored as hell im here by myself so i thought wth might as well blog...i havent been doing that much...got me an ipod touch shit is banging like clockwork. Im mad cuase no one seemed to be feeling Frank Valli.....eh...but he is cold to me...got that shit on my ipod touch....if you dont have one you should get one....it even shivers when its cold....like the icons...i was so geeked when i saw that...i know most ppl have it by now...but let me loathe...thank ya kindly. But yea...i am uber bored...looking at a monitor all day....freaking cops ....but i am top flight security of the world....not just the city the world!..Haha...oh yea my city Chicago was voted the no.1 city in the U.S...which freaking rocks...now i can tease all you ppl from crappy states like Ohio....*jab*..lol....but its only because of Obama....and the fact that its awesome....but as i say Later Slater

Mazel Tov!

But how was your day?

Clipse-Pop Champagne/So Fly

2008-12-05T05:17:00.004-06:00

"Wheres the fish scale/They trying to find Nemo"....
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Hot

Frankie Valli and the 4 Seasons-Beggin
I like music...sue me...and its on the new adidas commercial
Amy Winehouse isnt a crackhead anymore!...Yay!

Super Supras

2008-12-04T16:42:00.003-06:00

Drake killed the "Say You Will"...its funny how i am a fan now...like my buddy she put me on him like 2 years ago...with the comeback season and replacement girl song...but i never really paid attention to him until like last Feb. Nigga is hot...Drizzyyy. If you guys want the link i will post it...or you can just go to his blog...its on my page...but sometimes its expires in like a day...but it is saved to my comp if it isnt available...i will transfer it to you. Any on to me...its my day off...off until Sunday night.....Yes yes yes...but i think they want me to come in tonight...i mean i will cause im already at 40 hours this week...that means overtime....*fist pumps*. But i copped me some Supras...if i had a cam i would take pics of them...but i will post the pic at the bottom of my entry besides that i been goodie..looking for a phone that is worthy of my Jay-Z-ish coolness..lol and trying to find someone who will help me with my layout...but no one seems to want to help.....*throws a rock at your window* for those..lol. But now im watching my movie Layer Cake and eating crunch berries...i eat those 24/7...they go hard. But Mazel Tov!....oh...GO BULLS DERRICK ROSE IS THE 3RD OR 2ND BEST PG IN THE NBA....Paul is #1...but its a toss up between him and Deron Williams...

SNL

2008-12-01T19:38:00.003-06:00

Shit is crazy...lmaoooo
Beyonce still cant act =/

Free99

2008-12-01T19:12:00.002-06:00

Salutations ppl...
I got paid today...my first check it wasnt that bad...i got like 7__ something..lol but thats not bad...i might stick to this security stuff. But after i picked up my check...i decided to go phone shopping....i only want 1 of 3 phones and those phones are the G-1,the blackberry Storm, and the Sidekick 08...so today i elimated the G-1 phone cause while i was at UPS(mailing my xbox off)....i was talking to this guy who asked about my supras....and somehow it got to phones and the lady in front of me was just returning her phone...and she told me i should get it if i really love spending alot of money on the net for a phone...so yada yada yada...she basically says its a good phone but its a $30 net plan plus your phone plan....which sucks major balls....so upon hearing that i said fuck that punk ass phone and went to verzion to look at the Storm. Turns out..its not that much 225 or 250 actually...and for the plan i want is only 60 bucks...and this girl was trying to give em a deal on the phone...which rocked....so i might get that...if i dont go crazy buying sneakers on the net(those Terry Kennedy Supra's with the straps are bananas!) but i front my mom off with some dough...just cause i use her car sometimes and she drops me off from work. But i still havent forgotten about the T-Mobile...but i did...so i went to KFC...yo son...they got 7 pieces for 5 bucks kid!....lol...i bought that so i can eat some now and at work...and the same chick who told me abotu the G-1...was there...i think she was following me...blah...but i am getting me a ipod touch though for sure for 100 bucks you cant beat that.
But i will post those TK Supra's later...those bitches shit on all sneaks...cept that dual collection Jordan just dropped or will drop...but
Mazel Tov!
Oh...if you have any of the phones or know alot about them...feedback wouldnt be ignored.
Yepyep!

Wazzzaaaaaaaaaaa

2008-11-30T19:09:00.001-06:00

Lmaooo

Bunches

2008-11-30T16:36:00.003-06:00

Whats really really canadian out there ppl..lol. Top of the muffin to ya...its Sunday which means NFL...but first off...fuck the BCS...how the hell is Oklahoma gonna be ranked infront of my squad Texas...blah...and then i watched one of my favorite players...Aaron Rodgers....lose thanks to his crappy defense today...at least the Colts won..lol...and the Bears play tonight....probably watch that at work. Speaking of the Bears i was called on my day off yesterday to work at Solider Field...which for those who dont know is the stadium the Chicago Bears play in. I have never been there before...but the security company i work for has access to every part of the stadium....and when i learned that i decided to lok in their locker room...it was crazy...i was sitting in Urlacher's locker and seeing what i can steal from their locker which was nothin (ppl say they have found jewelry and stuff but i didnt find a cot damn thang) but it was cool...i did steal like 40 sodas from their fridge though..lol...DO WORK SON! But work was cool...tey have cable their...where i usually work at we only have like channel 2,5,7,9 and 50.But thats all for now...BTW....can soemone tell me what a "Stank Leg" is...never heard of it...i thought it was when someone farted on your thigh or something
Mazel Tov!

Narly

2008-11-29T14:53:00.002-06:00

Hola...I just woke up like an hour ago...dont know why i been sleeping in so late...blah...Florida is beating Florida St. 7-0..thats a good thing....TEBOW TO THE BEARS IN 09! Nothing is on my agenda today...besides listening to 808s and Heartbreak again(shit is addictive),the released songs from So Far Gone (Drizzyyyyy) and looking for songs by Evidence but one of my classics from him is Mr.Slow Flow d/l it...or i will cut your internet cord...and if you have wireless...i will delay your signal. Oh...i gotta send my Xbox 360 away...again!...shit is aways fucking up...i gotta get my wii from my friend house cause i have only played it like twice...i always forget i have one too...but i have like 1 game...matter fact...i have none for it...hahaha...but im gonna get that back. But my day will be boring...looking at college football all day...and look at NBA highlights online. Will post more lata slata

Mazel Tov!

Florida is whooping ass!

Black Friday Gone Wild

2008-11-29T00:14:00.002-06:00

This is crazy!...Running over a manager...better yet a human being for a 300 laptop and 70 buck digital camera...i wonder what would happen if they were giving away free ipods...its like the mufusa in lion king scene all over again

1st

2008-11-28T15:38:00.002-06:00

Never heard Lil Wayne get out rhymed in his own song before until this....
Drizzzyyyyyy

Stuffing

2008-11-28T01:18:00.002-06:00

Happy Stuff Your Face With Turkey Day People...the beginning of my day sucked...the train ran on Sunday Schedule which means the train doesnt go thru its rounds until 6:45...which sucks cause i get off at 5. Bullshit speaking of Bull Derrick Rose is going to be the R.O.Y not only because he is the best rookie PG since CP3 but because he is from my neighborhood...Englewood...meaningless shout out. But i didnt get to the crib until like 7 and it was like 20 outside...gotta get me a car ASAP...but my family...somewhat came over...cousins and my uncle and a couple of friends were over...ate all the food....ALL THE GREENS....ALL THE MACARONI AND CHEESE....ALL THE HAM...I LOVE HAM! But nevertheless is was a great thing...i know a few ppl are mad i didnt go to there houses but they will get over it...i rarely go anywhere without my haircut cut somewhat decent (havent had a cut in 2 weeks) its bananas.
Now im on the phone with Tego....yes your boobs are real and they're spectacular double wide smile..lmaoo. But i hope everyone had a nice holiday...i will try to savage some food of the left over carass.
Mazel Tov!

Dope

2008-11-27T22:12:00.010-06:00

These are hot...
I'm ordering these as we speak...i will be broke until Monday but blah

Amazing/Put On

2008-11-26T12:46:00.000-06:00

Got this from the Kanye blog...shit is hot

BANANAS

2008-11-25T16:09:00.000-06:00

The new Ipod Touch Nano...shit is bananas!

No Title

2008-11-25T15:57:00.002-06:00

Its Been A Long Time...Shouldnt have left you...without a dope blog to read to...blah...mad corny i know. But greetings...havent been writing in my blog lately cause the only time i get to write in it is when i come back from work..which is at like 5:40AM everyday..work is cool...my mom keeps calling me top flight and calling "They need security in the World!"...assface. But i am counting down the list of phones i want to purchase...lately the Blackberry Storm was #1...but then i was it was over 600....which would leave me with like 150 or 200 left from my check...fuck that...might just order a sidekick 2008 from off ebay and get a plan on it...heard it somewhat cheaper that way. I am currently burning a steak and watching South Park (the Warcraft episode)...i been thinking about what i wanted to do this weekend....ppl i know are going to see Twilight again.....fuck that movie..already saw it at work...like who purposely...fails high school over and over for years...like seriously...i know its a movie but going from high school to high school for like 100 years isnt hot man..lol. Plus they were soft vampires eating animal blood instead of humans..let me stop before i ruin the movie..i think the movie is primarily for females...the movie i want to see is The Curious Case of Benjamin Button...been waiting to see that since like July when i was the preview of it while going to see Hancock.
But im about to chuck the steak and relax
Mazel Tov and Happy StuffYourFaceWithBird Day!

Coldplay-Sparks

2008-11-20T18:38:00.001-06:00

This song owns

GCH

2008-11-20T18:19:00.002-06:00

Its cool how the Gym Class Heroes can have fun and still make good music.
And YES im in my posting vids mod!
Haha

Mazel Tov #74199

2008-11-19T13:09:00.002-06:00

Im uber bored yo...lol. I woke up at like 12...had to watch the latest episode of Heroes...might watch it again..if you dont watch it...watch it or i will literally come to your house and unplug your cable..i will do it....all spy-like and shit. Well i am bored...im like 3/4 up but i know i need to go back to sleep but i fugred since im off tomorrow-sunday i can stand to stay up cause i will have time to rest i suppose...great idea that may never work out..lol. Anywho..my granny sent me like 2 buscards today...i was so touched by the 2 one day passes a tear almost fell. I think im getting the G1 by t-mobile next week...it seems like a cool phone and most ppl that i know that know about technology said it has the best features of any phone out...but that will change in like 2 months cause a better phone will come out again...damn economy. Oh O-Bama was in downtown Chicago...i hate when that nigga is here...traffic is always fucked up...then you gotta show your i.d just to drive past his office building...its bananas how much security they have though...alot of businesses are losing money cause you cant even come within like 50 feet of the curb...but he is the Pres-Elect and African...so i understand..lol. Ppl get mad when i say he is African..like dude...his father is from Kenya with a Muslim background...duhh...what other black wold be named Barack...well now they will...ppl still name their kids stuff like Mercedes Benz Jackson..lol.But im about to eat me a Craig from Friday sized bowl of Crunch Berries...
Mazel Tov!

**Note**
Someone said i should stop typing mazel tov so much....damn hater..i bet its cause they dont know what it means...*throw a rock at your monitor*
Probably wont post tomorrow morning...but i shall return

Brrrrrrr

2008-11-19T06:17:00.004-06:00

Its fucking freezing outside! Like fucking freezing...had to wait on the train for like 20 minutes gay ass commute system...my day was awesome though got some sleep today ANDDD found out that one of my credit card is giving me an extra 500 for my account...(just found that out) narly. Work has been cool i only work sun-thurs which isnt too bad...find of rocks actually..lol. But i had an adventure on the way home...because the train i take (the green line) usually doesnt have alot of ppl on it but there was this one chick in the same...idk what they call it cart or something...idk..lol...but anywho...i was listening to my ipod when all of a sudden i felt a poke or something...my first reflex cause i was half sleep and that i live in Chicago is that someone is trying to jack a rabbit...but it wasnt that...it was this random chick who just took one of my earplugs out of my ear and started listening to my music...in this shitutation...and yes i meant shit...i would have snapped....i didnt pay it any attention...but anywho...i was confused on what ethicity the chick was but thought it would be rude to just ask...but i did anyways...and turns out she works at an airport and ...for some reason those are the only kind of chicks i talk to...blah...but to make a long crazy ass story short...it was like 5 in the morning...and i dont remember it all....lol
But im bout to sleep post same time same channel
Oh and Tego...your boobs are the reason for your back...lmaoo
I so told you they were
Mazel Tov!

Master of my Domain

2008-11-17T06:04:00.002-06:00

Today i realized something....ppl are not always what they seem to be or resort back to the way they use to be. I just observe how ppl can just up and change how they are in an instant just to look good in front of their peers..its crazy that im having a niggastradums or however you spell it moment at 6 after i came from work but 4 monsters will do that to you. Work was ok...i was on the phone for most of it..talking to ppl about nothing...like one convo had to do with out of state license plates...im telling you i was bored out of my mind...but i mean my ppl entertain me. You never know how cares about you sometimes until youre bored..lol. But yea ppl have been acting madd funny for some reasondont know why though...*shrugs*. Oh my moment of te day at work was when one of my supervisors asked me if she was clapping her ass right or not...then she went on to talk about how my hair is curly and crap...which made me tell her my whole life story which i hate telling cause fomr some reason black males arent allowed to have good hair without wave products and perms...but anywho...i showed my uniform off to my ppl..lol.they said they were gonna put it up on their facebook...hope not...i will erase their face..lol
But ...Mazel Tov!

P.S Tego......I will call you Tego for as long i want TEGO BITTIES!..LOL
Ok im done
Peaceeee

Amazing

2008-11-15T18:26:00.005-06:00

Whats goodie mob ppl
It is currently 0626 military time..lol
My day has been pl..woke up at 12...called to get haircut at 3
And wiped off like 4 weeks worth of dust on one my decks.
Thought about skateboarding but it rained yesterday and i dont feel
like going to Wilson Skatepark (might go before work...maybe not)
been trying to look for new music to d/l but i already have the new
Kanye album which i think is a toss up between this and the Late Registration
album as his best work.I been listening to Asher Roth...sounds too much like Eminem to me
but he is still *wobbles hand*. Been looking for any kind of Andre 3000 tracks that he has done recently because to me he is the best rapper alive...disagree?....headbutt a ram ho.Besides that
im fighting the cold...tried to go outside but everyone within a 2 block radius said i looked sick..gotta give this shit to someone man...lol. Tego some to my house and then leave after i give it to you thanks :).
But i will blog later...damn nose running like a jamacian in the 08 Olympics
Mazel Tov!

Looking Ass Nigga

2008-11-14T22:37:00.002-06:00

Get yo I love Joe Budden looking ass nigga

I wish i wasnt legally a midget looking ass nigga

Rachel Ray is my half sister in my wet dream looking ass nigga

My phone bigger than my forearm looking ass nigga

Yo Wiggty Wiggty Whack looking ass nigga...(still want that shirt nigga)

Charlie Murphy is my sexual partner looking ass nigga

Be ware or be square...fruit by the foot eating ass nigga

Cottage cheese on toast looking ass nigga

You know im just fucks'in with you too

But one last one....

My left nipple doesnt get hard looking ass nigga

Love ya<3

Mazel Tov 2010

2008-11-14T22:11:00.002-06:00

Day two of my day off...yay to me...but i have a cold for some odd reason which is surprising and it wont go away...ppl have been telling me to do different shit but as i always say "blank". My off days have been ok catching up on sleep and NBA highlights like right now the Pistons are whopping my Lakers ass 33-20 blah. But my weekend will be full of sleep Saturday with is my last day off which i will be watching college football...go USC. Ppl call me a traitor cause i dont like most Chicago teams becuase most of them suck like majorly. But yea im just on the phone with Tego...(i love calling her that) and she tells me about her college situation which is the main reason i say fuck school and anything that has to do with it. School is for some but not me...have fun with it for those who do but like i said it is not for me. But back to Tego...i mention her name in my blog more than she mentions mine in hers....that assface.
But i will type more later...i guess if im not sleep or watching tv.
Mazel Tov!

Shaq A Beast

2008-11-13T19:58:00.002-06:00

Shaq pushes half the Houston Rockets team..lmao

Double Damn

2008-11-13T16:07:00.002-06:00

Lupe is bogussssssssssssssss for wanting to retire...but hiphop is a lost soul....go figure.

Hecky Naw

2008-11-12T13:32:00.002-06:00

What it is bruh?..What it do mane?
Afternoon ya dig...im just now waking up and what not...it seems like every time i come back from work i sleep later and later..*shrugs*. But my job is madd easy...walk around for like 2 hours total on an 8 hour shift...then just chill in the office..i listen to my ipod and play my psp which i think is broke cause i was playing Midnight Club and lost and im a madd sore loser so i just flopped it down and the screen went all white and shit (insert sad face). Plus i was on the phone at that much i had to at least give off the image i was professional..lol..it gets creepy i there sometimes because i patrol like huge garages in downtown Chicago and there are like 6 levels with only like 40 cars in the entire thing...blah. I was about to talk to my buddy Ariel been like 2 years since i last talked to her...the only chick that i know can be as mean as me...but she has never said one rude thing to me..good ppl..but she is a school teacher at like 22 (goodshit)...last time i talked to her she was just finishing college.lol. But as i digress she asked me how many kids i had...which was crazy cause she thought i was a whore for some many years..and was shocked to see that i had none...but i told her about my babies my niece and nephew...i miss my fatboy those are gonna be my kids for years until i say fuck it and have one of my own...only want a girl though. But yea that was basically my nite..i called tigo..lol...but she was sleep which was madddddd surprising knowing how she loves her fans and what not...but i will post later ppl.
Mazel Tov!

Yo

2008-11-11T14:06:00.001-06:00

Don't really care for the song that much but the video is funny..lmao
I'm posting vids cause i don't feel like typing...so i might do an audio entry later
Yessir

Motivation

2008-11-11T14:01:00.002-06:00

I want on April's page and got the urge to post my favorite RHCP song...
Bathe in my THUGnificence

Hater....You....Yes...You

2008-11-10T14:19:00.000-06:00

Lmaoo

Whammy!

2008-11-10T13:25:00.004-06:00

I find myself not being able to multi-taks nowadays..lol. Idk like as we speak im on the phone with my friend and i cant ever hear this ho cause she ALWAYS whispers...its like dude...why call me from your job...if you cant talk...damn Chicago ppl..lol. But as im talking im on yahoo and like 3 convo boxes are up and she gets mad cause...for one im heavy handed (i still don't get the term...to me its like calling someone a monkey or some shit..lol) and secondly my keyboard was made in 1878 so i cant help it if it make noises even when im not typing..lol. But as i go along...but some reason i still wake up an morning person even though i work late shifts...ppl tell me to drink coffee but that shit stains your teeth...can't mouse no chick with stained teeth..unless youre Austin Powers..and the energy drinks dont work...i think i might need to down like 3 during a 8 hour period. Alot of ppl have been telling me to take some red bottle that gives you 5 hours of energy but that shit speeds up your heart rate which is fucked up..but blah. I dont like listening to ppl cause i know what i say is right and is usually disagrees with their opinion..blah.
I gotta change my layout...or i might just make a new blog or something..where i can post my vids cause ppl complain that i have too many...blah..(Scoobi you whore...thats why you moved to Milwaukee....ON PURPOSE)...but im about to nap..holler at you aliens later

Must Be 2 Sidessss

2008-11-10T12:00:00.002-06:00

Yo, Yo,Yo,Yo
Its been a couple of days since i last typed something in my blog, being busy with work and what not (i always thought it was cool when ppl used to say that). So far the job is maddddd easy...even to the point where my supervisor told me i could sleep the rest of my shift which at the time was 2 AM and my shift is over at 5, go figure. But its fun working there though for some reason ranomd white women like sparking up convos with me...dont know why though...it was like 23 degrees last night...why start a convo?...Lol. But the thing about it is that it mostly goes by fast cause i can call ppl while im not patrolling, like for instance one of the ppl i called was tigo bitties...she was talking about her future and school...i hope she decides on the right thing...cause knowing her she will change her mind again...plus i think she is getting a bf or somethin...so that means the boyboy must move on...as they say...you lose one fish gotta bait the hook again i guess...blah but thats another story but as i digress this job is really easy...it just that im not really used to the hours yet...i mean 9-5 in the morning kicks the shit out of your creative recreations dude (Endorsement nigga! :) ). I think today i will draw ideas for the sleeve i want tatted on my left arm...i know i want something with graffati cause its just amazing to me how ppl can send a message other than words through their art thats on something meaningless like a side of a train...not gang related graffati....(dont do the bangin no mo"..lol. But yea ppl i will holla at you later....life has been great...just gotta figure out how im gonna shift through alot of things
Mazel Tov!

The Reason Melo Cut His Hair

2008-11-08T17:45:00.001-06:00

Chi-Town..Yessir

2008-11-07T13:59:00.003-06:00

My Theme Song

Salutations #2

2008-11-07T09:44:00.002-06:00

Greetings...man im up kinda late by me standards..lol. Ppl been calling all morning for some reason ppl like to call my mom when they KNOW she is at work confuses me everytime. Oh i got a call from one of my jobs...the guy told me im gonna start working full time...Right On! Which is exactly what i wanted and i can do overtime at the Bears Game cause they gave me a different work site...so now my hours are from 9 to 5 starting tomorrow and then im gonna do the Bears game tomorrow to so i can get that overtime which he said i can so get...^5. But i had to quit my other job...i was gonna quit it anyways but after i worked...like what kind of security place makes you buy your own uniform..thats how i knew i wasnt right for it plus it was part time. I wish i could have recorded the convo...the old specimen of a white woman seemed pretty pissed when i told her i couldnt work..lmaoo. I should have said "OBAMA" to her ass. But anyways im happy to be working full time at a job which pays way more than the one i quit...makes sense dont cha think? lol. But overall im feeling stupid AWESOME and i have a vixen now *wink wink*...you said you were so dont renig or i will force you to drink a gallon of milk (its a story to that..lol) but anywho
MAZEL TOV!

Blu And Exile-Dancing In The Rain

2008-11-06T16:09:00.003-06:00

18:45

2008-11-05T20:44:00.002-06:00

Yo...I'm uber bored and on the phone with tigo bitties i have nothing to do im not hungry form some reason even though i have only eaten once today...a fyre bacon cheeseburger and fries with a grape crush soda but that was at like 4...havent eaten before that time but i will devour water..anyways you ppl have already read about my day i havent nothing else to say about that...oh my niece is doing fine...she just had to go to the doctor where they performed a caphtor on her but she is doing fine...she will be back to throwing my game controllers at me anytime now. But still on the phone with tigo...she talking about giving niggas massages and shit...pshhh...anywho.
Mazel Tov!

Arab Money

2008-11-05T19:55:00.001-06:00

I'm bored but its funny how he is clowning his boy..lmao

(Borat)Niceeee(Borat)

2008-11-05T17:57:00.002-06:00

Smh

2008-11-05T17:52:00.003-06:00

The Two

2008-11-05T13:29:00.002-06:00

Salutations ppl, i just got back from my orientation and got fitted for my uniform..i look mad corny in it..lmao. I will be doing security for Soldier Field for the Titans Vs. Bears game...thats gonna be a great game hope im able to watch a lil bit of it. I start that Sunday at 9 but i work Saturday at my other job from 11pm-7am sunday...but im sure i will be able to do it.Im trying to get that G1 and get my own crib so i gotta do what i gotta do. I'm lucky as hell to have two jobs especially when some ppl can't even get one..lol. I will be tired as hell but aye...getting paid a wack 7.99(no lie) for one but 12 for the other...man...i dd the math thats like around 800 or 900 every 2 weeks. My niece is in the hospital...my Niya...im on my way to see whats wrong with her now...my sister is a dumbass for not taking her when my mom told her too...now she is in the ER she is doing ok though but i still gotta go see my babyy. But im out.
Mazel Tov

Bull Son

2008-11-05T08:08:00.000-06:00

Now AINT that a kick in the head

Salutations!

2008-11-05T07:39:00.004-06:00

I'm maddd hyped cuzcuz...this morning i have to go to my job orientation to go to for job #2...yes i ball out. Well Obama won yesterday i didnt go to sleep until like 2 cause ppl were calling me at like 12...yelling and celebrating right while i was going to sleep. Then i had to chill with my ppl that actually went to the rally at Grant Park. I mean i heard ppl were crying...lol I didn't get that much into cause this is something that was gonna happen eventually during some point in time. But i know Chicago should get some free bypasses or something with this being his hometown...free money for every male that hasnt gone to jail that is over 18..lol. Plus the blowing of horns and ppl yelling "Hey man we did it"...i don't understand the "WE" part...he was the one on the campaign trial for 2 years missing time wiht his family,receiving death threats, and getting every aspect of his life ridiculed through the media for millions to see. Tsk Tsk..thats ppl i guess. But im finna ball out this winter...
Salutations

Random

2008-11-04T16:14:00.001-06:00

This is my friend Shaina..boy boy boy
Lol

Funny Shit

2008-11-04T10:58:00.004-06:00

LazerPrint Fo Life!

2008-11-04T10:33:00.000-06:00

Mazel Tov

2008-11-03T17:41:00.002-06:00

Man, this week is going by too fast for me daylight savings times fucked me all the way up
I was confused on whether i was to turn it forward an hour or back, I'm not great with clocks..lol
Oh yea im sure most of you have heard the song Coldest Winter by Kanye West i really like that song like a clown loves boos..HAR HAR.. but seriously i cant relate to that song completely but i get where he is coming from but i mean i guess his new album 808s and heartbreak is about his mom's death and his ex via Usher's Confession...i can't see myself making a song to a woman..unless i'm married or something...reg chick?...No Good Extra Point try failed. Also the basis of the album is him using a vocoder and using a TR-808 which is mostly used in other kind of genre music like pop
Any who i was shocked to see that Allen Iverson was traded AGAIN...i used to be a big fan of his til chicks got on his tip and liked him for other than his b-ball skills..lol but he is going to the East again for the Detroit Pistons...i wonder what number he will wear..cause he cant wear 3 someone else has that. For some reason my buddy Pat has me addicted to the Oreo Flurry shakes at Burger King..shout outs to Pat...she is forever hot for some reason...lol.but yea i will post later my fellow aliens

MAZEL TOV!

LeBron..lmao

2008-11-01T14:57:00.003-05:00

This has to be the second funniest LeBron commercial

Uber Narly

2008-11-01T14:48:00.006-05:00

Yo, Happy Belated Halloween...I didnt even know ppl were so eager to celebrate Halloween like they would Thanksgiving or Christmas but..blah.lol.
It is Saturday, As of right now i don't have anything to do...cept watch the Lakers pound the Nuggets but that is later today. Oh i got the job..that's 5 for 5 on interviews..my ppl say I'm clutch and I'm gonna have more jobs than a Jamaican but i gotta eat..
plus my personal upkeep is mandatory..lol. Gotta get a new phone..I'm tired of boost.. cept for the chirping...while im on the train it still seems cool *shrugs*. Only can use chirp sense i haven't put any minutes on it. I have rounded my list of phones to about 5 or so...for one i know i want is the SK08 that bastard is sizzle..lol dont know the rest but i will have the exact names after looking at the Sunday ads..lol. But im outta here Naggers.

S In The Your A Dont Rub C&J All Over Your B's

S.T.A.T

2008-10-30T21:14:00.001-05:00

I forgot my boy Amare...my second favorite player in the NBA

NBA

2008-10-30T21:06:00.007-05:00

In light of the NBA season i stole some pics from Yahoo Sports.....